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1. I'll admit to being a sadistic freak, and a bit of a masochist...
2. I've kissed a girl before, though I'm not bi or lesbian.
3. I still love Blue's Clues.
4. I LOVE Hollywood Undead, but I hate rap.
5. GORE FTFW BITCHEZ
6. I don't like to drink. (I don't mean alcohol, I mean drinks in general.)
7. I'm so lazy that when I'm watching TV in my room if I'm starved I still won't get up and find something to eat.
8. I often wish I had the gut to commit suicide, then slap myself in my mind and get on with my life.

I tag:
YOUR MOM BITCH



PLEASE BE HONEST ^^

1. [x] You have choked on water before. (All the time at lunch. And a few days ago my friend made me laugh while I was drinking and I choked and threw up... in Subway...)

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door. (A screen door)

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (Are you kidding? I do that ALL the time.)

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted (By one of those little things where you press the button and it shocks you.)

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. (Hahaha it caught on fire.)

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] You sometimes dont understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out. (Record: half a week)

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15 [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x]You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x]You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13




So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's ----DING DING DING. WINNER

Oh wait... There's only 19 questions...

Post on your journal name "I am __ % Retarted" and add the link next to it.



Name: Sydney
Age: Toast
Your country of origin: America
Your best friend is: Finland [Love you Finny]
You have a crush on: Russia [...Why????]
You hate: Switzerland [Exactly. Swiss cheese SUCKS. Yeea, I went there.]
You get bullied by: Latvia [I don't even know what Latvia is?]
You are scared of: Austria [I have idiotic fears. o.O]
You go out with for 5 seconds: Sweden [He was a jerk.]
You get a confession from: Lithuania [What the hell is Lithuania???]
You get in a fist fight with: Belarus [Why do I always fight the places I don't know?]
You had a one night stand with: Germany [Damn, he's good.]
Your first boyfriend is: S-Italy [What?? Why is there an S in front of it?]
Everybody graduates but: Estonia [...I don't care. I don't know 'em.]
You marry: Cuba [....WHYYYY??????]
Your first kid name is: Rose [._. ....]
You get in a dispute with: Sealand [Sealand?]
You get out of the dispute with the help of: Hong Kong [What a sweetheart to help out like that. :]
You have an affair with: Greece [Yum. <3]
You get caught by: Cuba [Yea, get over it prick.]
The chances of them telling: 87% [Telling who? I was caught by my husband.]
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels: Depressed [I didn't like you anyway.]
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with: Sealand [But I just fought with you?]
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand: 97% [... Sure, bring it Sealand.]
You move in with: Estonia [How did you get a house?! You didn't graduate. How are you making enough money to have a house?!?!?]
You start having feelings for: Germany [That guy who fucked me and left earlier on?]
You get a confession from: France [That's nice.]
The percentage of you excepting their feelings: 1% [Poor France. Didn't even get a chance.]
You say no, they then go out with: Germany [Hey, babyyyy. <3]
The percentage of you like them two together: 88% [What? Is that good?]
You get ambushed by: England [DAMMIT. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.]
The chances of you getting out of their alive: 22% [Well, I'm still alive so those small chances worked.]
You unxpectingly get glomped by: Switzerland [Get away Switz, I'm supposed to hate you.]
You are lonely, you get a: Drink of beer [What were you expecting? I'm going out with Germany, you know.]
Drunk, you kiss: Spain [Ew. Germany, baby, I'm sorry, I was drunk.]
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss: 55%
You have a huge war against: Spain [I'll teach you a lesson for being there when I was drunk.]
Your chances of winning: 54% [TAKE THAT SPAIN. THE ODDS ARE ON MY SIDE.]
You die by: France raep [France is taking it's revenge from me turning it down... France also raped my friend to death, SOMEBODY ARREST THAT COUNTRY.]
The only person not to go to your funeral is: America [Why, Daddy, whyyyy????]
This person is the most devestated by your death: Hungary [What the hell? Hungary hasn't been in here the whole time. Why are you devastated??? WHY DON'T YOU CARE, GERMANY?!?!?!]
This person is teh most happiest taht you died: Hong Kong [Why? What did I do to you, Hong Kong? You even helped me solve a dispute with Sealand!]
This person is teh master mind of your death: Poland [...WTF? I did nothing to you, Poland. >:[ ... Wait a minute... I thought France was the one who raped me to death? So Poland was behind France this whole time. I should have known.]
Who you liked your life: 80%

To thing: [link]



Stealdorz from ~Ginger-Biscuits

[x] public speaking.
[x] staying single forever.
[x] rejection.
[x] being a parent.
[x] giving birth.
[x] being myself in front of others.
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[x] heights.
[ ] dogs.
[ ] fish.
[x] spiders.
[ ] flowers or other plants.
[ ] that scary guy.
[x] being touched.
[ ] fire.
[x] deep water
[ ] snakes.
[ ] silk.
[x] the ocean .
[x] failure.
[x] success.
[ ] thunder/lightning.
[ ] frogs/toads.
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad.
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom.
[ ] rats.
[x] jumping from high places.
[ ] snow.
[ ] rain.
[ ] wind.
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death.
[ ] heaven. (no such thing to be afraid of)
[ ] being robbed.
[x] falling.
[x] clowns.
[x] dolls.
[x] large crowds of people.
[ ] men.
[ ] women.
[x] having great responsibilities.
[x] doctors, including dentists.
[x] tornadoes.
[x] hurricanes.
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks.
[ ] Friday the 13th.
[ ] ghosts.
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween.
[x] school.
[x] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone .
[x] becoming blind.
[x] becoming deaf.
[x] growing up.
[x] creepy noises in the night. (but those creepy silences are waaay worse)
[x] bee stings.
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals.
[x] needles.
[ ] blood .
[x] dinosaurs.
[ ] the welcome mat.
[ ] high speed.
[x] throwing up.
[x] falling in lovE.
[ ] super secret

Final Total: 40 (well.. ain't that a bitch.)

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of __ out of 75 common fears.

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don’t have any are liars.



-Bashicz

Name: Sydney

Birthday: June 27

Current Location: My bedroom

Eye Color: Green

Hair Color: Red

Height: ???

Single or Taken: Single

Do You Smoke: No

Do You Shower Daily?: Yes

Hug or Kiss?: To who?

Soup, Salad or French Fries?: French fries

Do you believe in God?: No


-Fav'ritz

Fruit: Pineapple

Flower: A dead one

Ice Cream: Super chocolate WITH NO VANILLA RELIEF <3

Restaurant: DiScala's

Sport: Dirt biking

Number: 6

Soda: None

Song: Uhhh.... hard to choose X.X

Color: Neon pink or green

Saying: None

Actor: Don't care

Alcoholic Drink: Strawberry margaritas

Sight: Hot guys :]

Smell: Sharpie

Breakfast food: Bacon :'D


-HasYooEvurrr

Swam in freezing water: Yes

Jumped off a house: Yes

Been attacked: Uh..

Been on a plane: Yes

Gotten injured: Yes

Bungee jumped: No

White water rafted: No

Pulled an all-nighter: Yes

Broken a bone: No

Lied about your age: Yes

Been in a hot air balloon: No

Surfed: Yes


-DoezYoo

Hold grudges: Yes

Play an instrument: Yes

Read the newspaper: No

Believe in ghosts: No

Have an obsession: Yes

Like winning: Yes

Like waiting: No

Have freckles: Oddly, sometimes o.O

Snore: When my nose is completely clogged XP Yuckkk

Believe in love at first sight: No (Though I do believe in falling in love with the way someone looks)

Wear contacts or glasses: Neither, but I might need some .-.;; I AM NOT WEARING GLASSES. NO. NEVER. >[ DAD CANT MAKE MEEE OJGRNANGVOANGOAL

Like yourself: No

Get along with your family?: Yea


-WhatIz...

Something you know that most don't:

Your biggest fear: Embarrassing myself

Your dream job: Metal band leaf vocalist

Something you carry with you all the times: Phone

Somthing you miss from when you were little: My courage to speak to strangers

The best advice you've ever got: "Sometimes it's good to shut up."

Your pet peeve: Huh?

Last movie you watched: Up! in 3D :] it was cute

Best song you ever heard: Uhh...

What's your bedroom like: Roomy and with a bed

Last thing you said: "Oh, and I should warn you that I'm not wearing pants."

What is beside you: My phone, my bedsheet, and the house phone

The best thing that has happened to you this year: I've gained a little bit of my childly courage back...

The worst thing that has happened to you this year: Responsibilities


-ThisOrThat

ocean/pools: Pools

cats/dogs: Cats

coke/pepsi: Neither

summer/winter: Neither

sugar/salt: Sugar

pen/pencil: Pencil

silver/gold: Silver

ketchup/mustard: Mustard

pants/shorts: Pants

math/art: Art

sunrise/sunset: Sunset


-LoveUndRelationshipz

Do you have a bf/gf, if so specify: No

If not do you want a bf/gf?: Yes

Are you in love?: No

Do you see your self with that person in the future?: What person?

How did you meet?: We didn't

The first time you saw him/her another. What was your inicial thought/feeling?: I didn't have one

How did you greet each other?: We don't

Is that person romantic?: Who?

If so, what is the most romantic thing he/she has ever done?: Who did what?

How would you rate your relationship?: Don't have one

Can you say that you have great communication?: No

Ok...lets think towards the future a little bit..how would you like this person to pop the question?: Who?

Whats something you like about this person?: Who?

Whats something you dislike?: Who?

Has anything embarassing happened to you in front of them?: No

If so, what?: No

Would you want to spend all your time with him/her?: Who?

Do you miss that person?: Who?

What did you do the last time you were together?: Who?

Do you have plans for this weekend?: No

What are you planning to do?: No


-FINISHSENTENCEPLZ

My ex...: is YUCKY.

Maybe I should...: get a shower.

I love...: nobody...

People would say that I'm...: stupid.

I don't understand...: others' feelings well...

When I wake up in the morning...: I go back to sleep. (SUMMMERRR <3)

Life is full of...: disappointments.

My past is...: lost to me.

Parties are...: iffy.

I wish...: you wouldn't ask this question...

Tomorrow...: I'm going to my mom's house.

I have low tolerance...: for stupidity and machines.

I am totally terrified of...: loneliness.

If I had a million dollars...: I'd be a millionaire.


-First..

First vacation: Public beach

First pet: Kitties (Jonesy and Finster, kitty brothers)

First best friend: Rachel (Who I no longer talk to..)

First movie that made you cry: None

First crush: Some guy in liek 2nd grade or something

First real kiss: Chris

First love: ... ~OsCar274

First piercing or tattoo: None

First "time": None

First nice piece of jewelery: First time I bought it myself

First vehicle: Tricycle

First airplane ride: Disney World


-Lasts

Person you called: Mom (Don't like to call people much. Texting is better)

Store you went to: Hot Topic

Friend you've added/been added to Facebook/Myspace: None

Person you hugged: Dad (Father's day yesterday)

Thing you ate: Yogurt

Person you told I love you: ~OsCar274

Thing you drank: Gatorade

Thing you bought: Neon pink and black tutu-ish skirt

Person to make you cry: Me

Place you went: Movie theater

Time you saw your parents: Yesterday I saw my dad and last Tuesday I saw Mom

Book you read: This goes back to the middle of the school year... Uhhhhhh....

Tv show you watched: Johnny Test

Person that made you laugh: Devan

Person that said something nice to you: ~OsCar274

Vacation you went on: Last fall on a cruise to Key West, Florida and Mexico and Belize

Thing you purchased online: A shirt?

Thing you do before you go to bed: Let the cat in my room

Time you went to the mall: Wednesday, maybe?

You made someone mad: Dad yesterday

Person you kissed: Chris

Person you saw: Devan

Movie you went to see: Up! in 3D

State/Province you've been to visit someone: None

Sports game youve watched: Dirt bike racing

Time you ate a hot dog: Years ago

Thing you wrote down on paper: Summary of a newspaper article for a summer project for honors humanities

Thing you got through the mail: My report card

Person to call you: Devan

Gift you received: Ummm.. I don't get gifts often..



Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50 (Not anymore though~<3)
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $50


Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75 (What's it called when they switch from green to brown and back again all the time???)
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $125

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $210


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $310


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $410


Drink?
[x] I did like twice - $400 (Strawberry flavored wine is reeeally good~<3)
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $810


Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400 (That's what the doctors tell me, but I'm not so sure myself..)
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1210

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1710


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total: $2585


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000 (You don't need a calculator for math this easy. o.O)
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3585
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